February 21, 2006

Suck Ass Weekend

I have to say this weekend blew. We went for our training hike up Mt. Defiance and I was so tired I was resting on trees on the way up. Matt and Keevin had to wait a half hour at the bottom I was so slow.

On the drive home I wanted to get to my hot tub, so I drove a little faster than usual. I saw the police lights behind me and thought "Hah! Some asshole is getting pulled over." Oh wait, he's following me into the other lane. I'm the asshole. $427 ticket.

That night Keevin and I watched Aliens in the tub until we were like Jello. In the morning I got ready to go out and rent some more 24, cos like you, I like to watch Jack Bauer kick some ass. I go out my door and notice my car locks are up. "That'd be funny if my car was broken into" I thought to myself.

I got to the door and saw the broken window. Not so funny. They cracked my dash ripping out the stereo (the one night I didn't bring in the faceplate), stole the amps, bent the window trim, and lastly - stole my backup milkshake money from the glove box.

Posted by Sam at February 21, 2006 08:02 AM
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It takes one low motherfucker to take a man's fucking milkshake money. Fuck them! Meth head ass hole nut sniffin' fucks. As far as the face plate goes...doesn't matter...they still woulda fucked your shit up. Disco dicks.

Posted by: Turbo at February 21, 2006 09:43 PM
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